Christopher Robbins
Introducing Porcelain New York: A Public Bathroom Column
Our goal is to celebrate the toilets we have, shine a light on facilities that need attention, and inspire more public bathroom discourse.
June 1, 2022
POV: You Are a Rat In a Crowded Enclosure Full of Dogs
But, of course, if you airbrush the rat out, this is just a video of a beautiful dog ballet in Tompkins Square Park.
May 25, 2022
It’s a Beautiful Day to Get Your Own Fucking Lunch
Perhaps you want to stare impotently at your phone, waiting for another grown adult to come feed you so you can keep surviving.
May 17, 2022
Boy This New NYC Congressional District Sure Looks Like a Dong (Or a T-Rex?)
The "special master" has spoken, and many Democratic incumbents would be forced to compete.
May 17, 2022
Mets Rat Is No Pizza Rat
We keep getting Churro Squirrels and Fondue Crows and now...Mets Rat.
May 11, 2022
Subway Policing is Still Racist. Wasn’t Tish James Supposed to Investigate That?
Black and Latino New Yorkers account for 88 percent of all fare evasion arrests, and 70 percent of summonses.
May 5, 2022
