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Eric Adams’s Super-Criminal Fever Dream

Like any good cop, the mayor is good at manufacturing a threat. 

August 4, 2022
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Eric Adams Tells New Yorkers: Stop Listening to Eric Adams

The mayor is urging New Yorkers not to be swayed by the cynical scare tactics he's built his mayoralty on.

June 8, 2022
Eric Adams

NY Attorney General Warns New Yorkers, Eric Adams, About the Perils of Crypto

New York's top law enforcement officer warns that investing in a currency built entirely on vibes is extremely risky.

June 3, 2022
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Eric’s Rare Stones

NYC Mayor Eric Adams believes the city sits atop a trove of stones that exude a special energy. He's...not wrong?

May 27, 2022
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Eric Adams Crypto Wallet Update: Oh No!

After almost breaking even according to our last check-in with the mayor’s crypto wallet, things have gone very badly. But City Hall tells Hell Gate he’s still embracing the “HODL!” mentality.

May 13, 2022
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Return to Fear City

Crime is low. Panic is high. This is not an accident.

May 7, 2022