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We ❤️ NYC: 💩

Although the campaign is striving to win hearts and minds of New Yorkers, it hasn’t even won control of the @weheartnyc handle on Twitter.

March 20, 2023
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I Don’t Bike in NYC. Do I Not Still Deserve to Find Love?

Every relationship voided because of a difference in biking ability is a policy failure. 

February 14, 2023
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Why I’m Raising My Toddler on a Steady Diet of Lies

Lies are like a bucket of baking soda that you toss on the grease fire of your kid's insatiable id.

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Concert-Related Boomer Phone Abuse Has a Carceral Solution

Boomers fruitlessly maneuvering their gigantic cell phones must be stopped.

December 5, 2022
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Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.

Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.

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Hell Gate’s HELLISH Halloween How-Tos

Hell Gate’s editors tell you how to correctly observe the spookiest of holidays.

October 28, 2022
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Is it Morally Defensible to Put Dogs in Halloween Costumes? A Brief Debate

Dog parents Molly Osberg and Max Rivlin-Nadler present their opposing views.