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We ❤️ NYC: 💩
Although the campaign is striving to win hearts and minds of New Yorkers, it hasn’t even won control of the @weheartnyc handle on Twitter.
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I Don’t Bike in NYC. Do I Not Still Deserve to Find Love?
Every relationship voided because of a difference in biking ability is a policy failure.
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Why I’m Raising My Toddler on a Steady Diet of Lies
Lies are like a bucket of baking soda that you toss on the grease fire of your kid's insatiable id.
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Concert-Related Boomer Phone Abuse Has a Carceral Solution
Boomers fruitlessly maneuvering their gigantic cell phones must be stopped.
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A Brief Guide to Encountering a Weeping Person in Public in NYC
A note on our responsibility to each other.
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Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.
Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.
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Hell Gate’s HELLISH Halloween How-Tos
Hell Gate’s editors tell you how to correctly observe the spookiest of holidays.
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Is it Morally Defensible to Put Dogs in Halloween Costumes? A Brief Debate
Dog parents Molly Osberg and Max Rivlin-Nadler present their opposing views.
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Rooting for the Mets Is Like Getting Run Over by a Truck
And yet, we’re feeling optimistic!