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Concert-Related Boomer Phone Abuse Has a Carceral Solution

Boomers fruitlessly maneuvering their gigantic cell phones must be stopped.

December 5, 2022
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Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.

Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.

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Hell Gate’s HELLISH Halloween How-Tos

Hell Gate’s editors tell you how to correctly observe the spookiest of holidays.

October 28, 2022
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Is it Morally Defensible to Put Dogs in Halloween Costumes? A Brief Debate

Dog parents Molly Osberg and Max Rivlin-Nadler present their opposing views.

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If Only There Were Some Sort of Federal Executive That Could Stop Migrants From Being Used As Pawns

The president's response to Abbott and DeSantis’s cruelty has been toothless and enabling.

September 26, 2022
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Dogs Don’t Belong in New York City

NYC is the single most inhospitable habitat for dogs in America. Ban dogs, and set them free.

September 15, 2022
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MLB Catchers Should Say ‘Thank You’ When the Umps Give Them Balls

Courtesy may not get you the big endorsement deals, but it's the right thing to do.