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Hell Gate Pool Report: ‘It’s Not Cool’

Swimmers adjusted to a new, crowded, hot reality, but relief is on the way.

Get in, Loser: We’re Driving Our Kia SUV on the Beach During Sea Turtle Nesting Season

Kia knew their sea turtle commercial was bogus, but they ran it anyway.

June 20, 2022

How Much Should a Nutcracker Cost?

The first nutcracker of the season is upon us...

May 28, 2022

What Do Chinatown Residents Think of ‘Dimes Square’?

There’s one essential component missing from the recent coverage of NYC’s hottest neighborhood.

May 26, 2022

The Dog Poop That Broke Park Slope’s Nextdoor

Real-life shit meets shitposting on Nextdoor.

May 20, 2022

The 10th Street Baths Are Back on Their Glorious Bullshit

It’s not an insignificant thing in this shitty, late-stage world to have a place of your own that doesn’t change.

May 18, 2022

Welcome to Hell Gate

Biting, entertaining, and adversarial journalism for a city that needs more of it.

May 2, 2022