Stop Ordering Food by Saying 'I'm Gonna Do'
You're not doing shit.
Correct Opinions
When we're right, we're right.
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Steve Cohen's Casino Is the Real Reason the Mets Are Cursed
We found the culprit.
It Is Every New Yorker's God-Given Right to Complain About $40 Half-Chickens
City Councilmember Chi Ossé's incredulous Instagram post was just us doing what we do.
If Mayor Mamdani Really Cared About the Irish He Would Have Spoken Some Irish
Is masla é nach bhfuil an méara in ann Gaeilge a labhairt.
March Sadness
It's the worst time of the year to be in New York City.
Sleigh Bells's Alexis Krauss Didn't Really Have to Do All That
It's okay to keep your late-capitalist doomerism to yourself while others are organizing.
New Yorkers Deserve to See the Forbidden Footage Dr. Phil's Son Took of the NYPD
It's every son of a conservative TV host's First Amendment right to deliver video clips that a City lawsuit claims are "harmful," and "cannot be released to the public."
Hell Gate's Predictions for 2026
We can see the future. This is what next year holds in store.
Hell Gate's Favorite Blogs of 2025
The stories most beloved by Hell Gate's writers and editors in 2025.
Hell Gate's 2025 Winners and Losers
We were keeping score all year.
After All That, the New East River Park Is...Fucking Awesome
We'll have to see whether the new resiliency infrastructure will withstand another superstorm, but we're happy to report that the park itself is, so far, a smashing success.