This Poor, Dumb Rodent Doesn’t Know a Thing
A groundhog in Allegany State Park, NY, left mercifully to its own stupid devices. (Alex Ranaldi, Flickr)

This Poor, Dumb Rodent Doesn’t Know a Thing

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