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Hell Gate's Predictions for 2026

Hell Gate's Predictions for 2026

We can see the future. This is what next year holds in store.

Hell Gate

December 29, 2025

71 posts (Page 3)

I Regret to Inform You This Is Not in Fact Billy Joel's 'Last Show'

I Regret to Inform You This Is Not in Fact Billy Joel's 'Last Show'

Max Rivlin-Nadler

July 23, 2024

Go Ahead and Block the Empire State Building, It Sucks Now

Go Ahead and Block the Empire State Building, It Sucks Now

Adlan Jackson

July 12, 2024

This NY Times Columnist Should Probably Not Be Teaching John Cage to Columbia Students

This NY Times Columnist Should Probably Not Be Teaching John Cage to Columbia Students

Adlan Jackson

April 24, 2024

And the Winner of Hell Gate’s 2024 March Madness of Hot Takes Is…

And the Winner of Hell Gate’s 2024 March Madness of Hot Takes Is…

Esther Wang, Nick Pinto

April 12, 2024

Thousands of runners on the upper roadway of the Verrazzano Bridge during the 2021 marathon.

The MTA Wants $750K From the NYC Marathon. They Should Charge Drivers an Extra Cent Instead

Christopher Robbins

April 03, 2024

Brooklyn’s Tallest Tower Radiates Pure Evil (And I Love It)

Brooklyn’s Tallest Tower Radiates Pure Evil (And I Love It)

Max Rivlin-Nadler

March 04, 2024

Hell Gate’s NYC Winners and Losers of 2023

Hell Gate’s NYC Winners and Losers of 2023

Hell Gate

December 29, 2023

Eric Adams wearing a mask and some sort of virtual reality headset

Hell Gate’s 2024 Predictions

Hell Gate

December 28, 2023

Bodega Salmon, Three Ways

Bodega Salmon, Three Ways

Adlan Jackson

December 20, 2023

A bunch of individually wrapped tampons superimposed over a photo of the interior of a bodega.

Bodegas Should Sell Loosie Tampons

Zoë Beery

July 27, 2023

The NY Post Wants to Create Another PizzaGate

The NY Post Wants to Create Another PizzaGate

Max Rivlin-Nadler

June 27, 2023