Horoscopes
Aries Season Is Here and It’s Dark and Full of Terrors
And a sad update from our resident astrologer.
Hug Your Bedbugs Tight, It’s Pisces Season
The changing season promises blooming trees, sunny days, and lighter winter coats—or more likely, it’ll snow-rain in New York every day until sometime in June.
Aquarians and Pisces, Beware: February Is Going to Get Freaky
We've made it past the only lightly tolerable winter month (January) and are plunging directly into two of the worst months of the year.
It’s Capricorn Season: Do You Have a Backup Monthly Planner?
It's a time to delight in your inner overachiever and enjoy the sensation of sweating through dozens of winter layers in a heated subway car.
Prepare Yourself for Sagittarius December Doldrums
It's December at last, which means New York's indisputable worst month (November) is over.
Prepare for Chaotic Nights During November’s Mars Retrograde
On November 8, we're also getting something called the Full Beaver Moon, which reportedly will lead to "monumental shifts" of some sort.
Spooky Libra Season Is Here
It's Libra season, and though this astrologer's long-held opinion is that you should never trust a Libra because they're too friendly, the scales do bring some good tidings.
September Virgo Season Unleashes Mercury Retrograde Madness
There is a dark side to this September: the return of Mercury retrograde.
Spicy August Leo Season
Start tightening those Hinge filters now while you’ve still got a chance—the new singles are getting back on the apps, and they’re all ethically non-monogamous now.
July Cancer Chaos is Upon Us
Bonus: We've got a full moon in Capricorn on July 13, which has some "facts don't care about your feelings" energy.
