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Spicy August Leo Season

Start tightening those Hinge filters now while you’ve still got a chance—the new singles are getting back on the apps, and they’re all ethically non-monogamous now.

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July Cancer Chaos is Upon Us

Bonus: We've got a full moon in Capricorn on July 13, which has some "facts don't care about your feelings" energy.

July 1, 2022
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Steamy Gemini June

Once Mercury’s spinning in the right direction, anything bad that happens is entirely your fault, and can’t be blamed on a made-up phenomenon.

May 31, 2022
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May Day, May Day

The vibes just got fucked real quick thanks to SCOTUS and Mercury.

May 3, 2022