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Prepare Yourself for Sagittarius December Doldrums

It's December at last, which means New York's indisputable worst month (November) is over.

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Prepare for Chaotic Nights During November’s Mars Retrograde

On November 8, we're also getting something called the Full Beaver Moon, which reportedly will lead to "monumental shifts" of some sort.

November 1, 2022
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Spooky Libra Season Is Here

It's Libra season, and though this astrologer's long-held opinion is that you should never trust a Libra because they're too friendly, the scales do bring some good tidings.

October 3, 2022
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September Virgo Season Unleashes Mercury Retrograde Madness

There is a dark side to this September: the return of Mercury retrograde.

September 1, 2022
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Spicy August Leo Season

Start tightening those Hinge filters now while you’ve still got a chance—the new singles are getting back on the apps, and they’re all ethically non-monogamous now.

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July Cancer Chaos is Upon Us

Bonus: We've got a full moon in Capricorn on July 13, which has some "facts don't care about your feelings" energy.

July 1, 2022
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Steamy Gemini June

Once Mercury’s spinning in the right direction, anything bad that happens is entirely your fault, and can’t be blamed on a made-up phenomenon.

May 31, 2022
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May Day, May Day

The vibes just got fucked real quick thanks to SCOTUS and Mercury.

May 3, 2022