Amidst the blue wave, few across the country will notice that a YouTube rapper was elected to Congress last night. Republican Anthony Constantino will represent New York's 21st district in Congress in January, a seat formerly represented by one-time gubernatorial candidate Elise Stefanik before her mysterious flame-out in 2025, finally giving federal representation to white boys with bars.
But this previous January, Constantino's full-length rap album "Thank You President Trump" was released. "Thank You President Trump" is a project with a concept, organized around nine voice notes issuing personal thank yous to President Trump, including from Constantino himself, golfer John Daly, former NFL star with an increasingly alarming TikTok account Antonio Brown, and other people who I assume are famous, but who I just wouldn't know about for lifestyle reasons.
In the wake of Constantino's victory, the Hell Gate staff took it upon ourselves to once again collectively review a piece of art, and our opinions were as complicated and diverse as the great state of New York itself. Please read on for a track-by-track breakdown of "Thank You President Trump" from New York's newest congressman:
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