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After All That, the New East River Park Is...Fucking Awesome
We'll have to see whether the new resiliency infrastructure will withstand another superstorm, but we're happy to report that the park itself is, so far, a smashing success.
Blink and You’ll Miss It: PureGym Is Upon Us
New York's most egalitarian gym closes its eyes for the last time.
'Law & Order: Organized Crime' Is So Bad That It's Perfect
We're not NOT recommending this TV show in which Elliot Stabler goes "undercover" to "fight gangs" in an absurd, fictionalized New York City.
I Can't Stop Thinking About George Santos
Liar, grifter, political showman, mirror to some of our political contradictions—I cannot get enough.
Poetry in Hypermotion: Stop Shoving Subway Poems Between Lottery Ads
The MTA's ad screens allot just 15 seconds for poems displayed through the MTA's Poetry in Motion program. That's not enough time!!!
![[UPDATED] The Knicks Have the Pacers Right Where They Want Them](/content/images/size/w30/2025/05/Screen-Shot-2025-05-28-at-5.27.13-PM-1-.jpg)
[UPDATED] The Knicks Have the Pacers Right Where They Want Them
Also, fuck Indiana.
And the Winner of Hell Gate’s 2025 March Madness of Hot Takes Is…
In these dour times, one would-be City executive shines bright as a beacon of sex appeal.
