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Behold NYC's First-Ever Trumpeter Swan
A member of the once-near-extinct species has taken up residence in the East River. But why?
Hell Gate Is Leaning in to AI and Prediction Markets, What Could Go Wrong?
What even is journalism, though, really, when you think about it? It's nothing.
Can I Borrow Your Sled?
I wanted to go sledding for the first time, but I don't have a sled. Would the kids of New York City help me live my dream?
The Hell Gate Guide to Grilling and Chilling
Our tips for success at your weird cousin's coworker's barbecue.
NYC Is Having a Clownaissance
A new generation of clowns wants you to embrace the liberatory possibilities of acting very stupid.
We're Throwing a Beach Party and You're Invited
Hell Gate will be at Rippers on Saturday, hosting a free show with PC Worship, High., and Lukka.
Adult Lap Swim Is Back—Three Days a Week
For the first time in six years, New Yorkers will be able to swim laps unencumbered in New York City's Olympic-sized pools.
New York's Hottest—and Filthiest—Club Is on Staten Island
Hell Gate went to the Staten Island Compost Facility, where we fell for decaying food scraps and all of their potential.
Mr. Marathon Is a 26-Mile Tribute to Cheap Produce
Mr. Marathon involves visiting all 13 stores in the Mr. Fruit chain, and buying (and consuming) a thematically appropriate product at each one.