A Late August Salute to Slow News Stories
It’s slow-going out there in the content mines, make sure to bring a canary.
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They Want to Clean Up Their Block. The NYPD Won’t Give Them a Permit.
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The NYPD’s Extremely Unhelpful Public Information Unit Gets a Shakeup
We expect more of the same, but we're ready to be surprised!
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The Real Housewives of New York City Really Live in the Past
And I can't wait until this season is in the past, too.