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On Tuesday, we were blessed to publish a terrific blog post by Jason Diamond about knishes. (Well, it was also about the hardcore band Agnostic Front, and Rudy Giuliani, and how sweeping municipal policy decisions can destroy the tangible things about New York City that you love, so that you'll have to construct a separate version of the city in your head if you ever want to visit the place you once knew—it's good!)
Coming up with headlines is a collective process here at Hell Gate: Someone starts and we all chime in until the best headline wins. Jason's piece presented a unique and delightful opportunity to use "knish," and we leapt at the chance to get weird. While a more straightforward headline eventually won out (this is the internet, after all) we do want you to witness the care and joy that we put into the top of every story. Without further ado:
It’s Always Darkest Before the Knish Dawn
The Knish is Kaput
Nothing Knish Can Stay
Remix to Knishion (Poppin' Fresh Out The Kitchen)
Knish-ion Impossible
The Ish With Knishes
Don't Stop Believin' (In NYC Knishes)
Wishin' I Was Knishin'
Whoever Has the Last Knish, Turn the Lights Out
The Knish Has Left the Building
Knish Elegy
Godspeed You Knish Emperor
Knish? Kfinished
Say a Starchy Prayer for the Knish
Knish Knowing Ya
We're Just a Breath Away From the Knishaissance
Kiss Knishes Goodbye
Knish Sink (This Headline is a Palindrome)
A Kiss for the Knish
I Got 99 Knissues But a Knish Ain't One
I Got 99 Problems But No Decent Knish
Sunrise, Sunset, of the Knish
Knish Don't Kill My Vibe
Wow. Okay. Feel free to stand up, walk around, soak all that in. Have a glass of water. Breathe.
On Monday, we published a story by Brandon Doerrer about how global heating is affecting the gigantic, gorgeous trees of Woodlawn Cemetery in the Bronx. The pictures that photographer Alan Chin took were so fantastic, we thought we'd drop a few more in this newsletter for our subscribers, as a treat. Restore yourself in their leafy embrace!