Morning Spew
It’s Wednesday and Another Mediocre Man Goes to Harvard
Plus: Primary results, dark money and the People's Republic of Astoria
Drink Tuesday Up Through a Salty Meat Straw
It's (another) primary day, Mayor Adams is still salty over questions about his penchant for nightlife, and more of what we're thinking about today.
Down With a Case of the Pre-Primary Mondays
A strange summer primary season draws to a close, Eric Adams eats more fish, and other news we're reading today.
Friday’s To-Do List: Background Check of the NYPD Inspector General
It would probably be a good idea to make sure the guy you've picked for the job doesn't have a history of alleged sexual harassment.
It’s Thursday, and You Won’t Believe Why Trader Joe’s Shut Down Their Wine Store
Heading into the busiest stretch of the year, Trader Joe’s closed its only wine shop. Workers say it’s union-busting.
It’s Wednesday and Anti-Vaxxers Are Trying to Dump Ketchup on Bill de Blasio’s House
The anti-vaxxers are protesting, even as the lawmakers are bowing to their demands.
It’s Tuesday, Check Out These Correction Officers Throwing a Party at Rikers Island
As people continue to die at Rikers, those who run the City's notorious jail get booze, white tablecloths, and thrones.
Mondays Are For Sending the Crazy Rich Prosecutor to Congress
Also: $20 for crudites vegetables? What is Joe Biden even DOING down there?
It’s Friday, and Andrew Cuomo is Still Mad at Letitia James
At least it’s nice out!
It’s Thursday, and We Need to Talk About Water
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” –Derek Zoolander
