Correct Opinions
Concert-Related Boomer Phone Abuse Has a Carceral Solution
Boomers fruitlessly maneuvering their gigantic cell phones must be stopped.
A Brief Guide to Encountering a Weeping Person in Public in NYC
A note on our responsibility to each other.
Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.
Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.
Hell Gate’s HELLISH Halloween How-Tos
Hell Gate’s editors tell you how to correctly observe the spookiest of holidays.
October 28, 2022
Is it Morally Defensible to Put Dogs in Halloween Costumes? A Brief Debate
Dog parents Molly Osberg and Max Rivlin-Nadler present their opposing views.
Rooting for the Mets Is Like Getting Run Over by a Truck
And yet, we’re feeling optimistic!
October 7, 2022
If Only There Were Some Sort of Federal Executive That Could Stop Migrants From Being Used As Pawns
The president's response to Abbott and DeSantis’s cruelty has been toothless and enabling.
September 26, 2022
WNYC Eliminates ‘Meditation Minute’ Just Weeks After Hell Gate Blogs About How Bad It Is
Friday's 'Meditation Minute' was WNYC's last.
Dogs Don’t Belong in New York City
NYC is the single most inhospitable habitat for dogs in America. Ban dogs, and set them free.
MLB Catchers Should Say ‘Thank You’ When the Umps Give Them Balls
Courtesy may not get you the big endorsement deals, but it's the right thing to do.
