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If Only There Were Some Sort of Federal Executive That Could Stop Migrants From Being Used As Pawns

The president's response to Abbott and DeSantis’s cruelty has been toothless and enabling.

September 26, 2022

MLB Catchers Should Say ‘Thank You’ When the Umps Give Them Balls

Courtesy may not get you the big endorsement deals, but it's the right thing to do.

Sorry, This Is Not a Salad

The New York Times wants us to believe that cutting up four avocados and tossing some oil and herbs on it is a salad.

Please, WNYC, For the Love of God Get Rid of ‘Meditation Minute’

What if we would very much like to not think about our corporeal existence?

August 5, 2022

New Yorkers Need to Get Over Their Fear of Sharks

Does your government currently treat any other threat to public safety with this kind of boneheaded zeal?

July 25, 2022

If the FDA Bans Juul, I Might Do Something Really Stupid Like Smoke Cigarettes

"RED ALERT," a friend of mine and fellow Juuler, texted our group chat, full of other Juulers. "We're all gonna be addicted to chaw by November," another wrote.

June 22, 2022